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Here’s the version two of different quotations. It’s all me, I better get this copyrighted. This is what you get from too much thinking.

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No one can live a life without shit.

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A smartass doesn’t get help, a dumbass gets one. It’s smart to be dumb once in a while.

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We can’t get the pleasures of life everytime, but we can pleasure ourselves anytime.

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Life sucks that’s why we die.

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Life is like sex. Sometimes it hurts, it gets tiresome, but we enjoy it.

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Boycotting a reading material or a TV show is senseless if they are not really reading or watching it.

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It takes a lifetime to be wise, but it takes a millisecond to be stupid.

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If words can kill, humans are now extinct.

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Shit is fun if you know how to play with it.

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Being virgin doesn’t also mean being innocent.

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How much does it take to finish college? A lot. How much does it take to be smart? Not much really. How much does it take to be stupid? Priceless!

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A giggle may come from an intelligent joke, a laugh may come from a dumb joke.

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Boredom is the origin of art.

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Many studies and theories are still popping out; many scientists are still bored.

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Nothing is impossible these days, even marrying an imaginary girlfriend is possible.

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You can’t call it life when you’re on diet.

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Don’t think of tomorrow because no one knows if doomsday will happen later.

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If you can’t read minds, read my face then.

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A boozefest feels good, but a hangover does not.

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Not all love porn, but all like to have sex. Even plants are having sex.

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Hail boredom because I’m thinking like this!

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