Skip navigation

Warning: This post tackles a senseless sensitive issues that may not be suitable for all ages. This topic may only fit the open-minded and horny people. If you think I’m unholy and I can wreak havoc in hell with this post, then SCRAM or go watch Backyardigans! If you came here because you’re searching for hardcore pornographic pictures or videos, my sincerest apology because I may be a wannabe pornstar but this is just a blog, so please see xtube instead.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

I guess almost all have seen porn for once in their life, don’t we? Whoever said they haven’t seen porn for once in their lives shall perish and be swallowed by earth in a few seconds. We are all porn suckers. Can we just say porn and suckers at the same time? Oh well, with all honesty, I’m such a loser when it comes to pornographic materials. Call me a sex-deprived horny green-minded virgin bastard but I only own 3 CD’s of porn movies, a few porn clips in my mobile phone and that’s it. I don’t have any slutty magazines or any other materials other than those what I’ve written earlier. But I do come across to a lot of porn sites but because I’m still using dial-up at home my viewing pleasures are limited. I can’t do those at work, can I?

Porn movies has subgenres too. My favorite type of porn is the hardcore one—I guess all else does. It’s the type of porn that we can buy easily in the black market. But it’s just so sad that hardcore porn has become—if not always—monotonous and predictable. What’s with this porn and everybody get hooked with it?

It has no plot nor storyline.

Who cares about the script with porn, viewers only concentrate on the action and not on the stories. They will just use the fast forward button just to get to their favorite part. Porn movies even start with the banging and pumping scenes. Porns don’t have stories they have just themes, just like the Pirates XXX, Tarzan X or Horny Puta and the Sorcerer’s Dildo. The plot is simply like this: stripping of clothes, foreplay by both sexes, entering holes, changing positions and KABOOM. The scriptwriter’s job is easy with these movies, all they have to write are the moans, squeals and everybody else’s favorite line “Who’s your daddy?!”

It’s disgusting.

Not the sex per se because we will be all engage to it—please include me; it’s an instinct. What irks me from watching porn are those scenes that the guy is caressing the girl’s pussy or the girl is giving head to the guy then later they will both kiss. Ain’t that disgusting? It’s just like the guy has kissed his own dick and the girl has just licked her own clitoris. They have tasted their own selves. What’s more here is the scene when the guy bangs the girl’s anus and later the girl will blowjob the guy. That’s why I’m curious to ask “how does their own feces taste like?” Yummy, isn’t it?

Withdrawal

A single bed scene will last for 15 minutes or so. After the climax of a bed scene, it will end with an explosive finale; cumming. It will be on the girl’s face or in the mouth, a generous cumshot ending of single bed scene. Wait, have you seen a hardcore porn that the guy cum inside the girl? With all the porn movies I have seen, nobody cummed inside. This is how porn viewers can differentiate a scandal from a porn movie.

I guess everyone knows those facts already and I am just restating them. They are the stereotypes of hardcore porn movies. If porn will have a revamp with their styles, who cares? We are all for the action anyway.

Advertisements

7 Comments

  1. Now that’s what I call porn! hehe 😛

    I thought you’re never gonna set foot on a post like this? Foreigners just have a bizarre way of having it.. even if sometimes it’s really gross!

    Have a great week ahead! ^__^

  2. hello sex-deprived horny green-minded virgin bastard! Just remember the EPOR (F4 if you always want it to be remembered)
    E-xcitement
    P-leasure
    O-rgasm
    R-esolution

    milkplanner is growing. that’s all i can say. I guess, everyone else does.

  3. What’s PORN!? Heck, I can’t even spell it.

    [Nako ah, may mga censored words sa post mo. Allergic ako jan.]

  4. The first porn I watched was when I was in 4th grade. I found a Tarzan DVD on top of my parents’ TV and started watching it. It was sooo weird. I was so confused with the story (and ended up knowing that in porn there isn’t any storyline after that). Hahaha.

    My friends and I always get amazed how they can stand doing that for so long, guess they take some meds don’t they? Porn is okay, but during most times it just really disgusts me.

    The worst form is probably ‘double-dipping’. That’s fucking disgusting. From the butt to the pussy. Please, there is a general rule in this world to NEVER double dip, in all cases.

  5. Lalon,
    I don’t think that only foreigners act those way on bed. Who knows what’s happening in every Filipino bedrooms?

    Aaron,
    Growing?! What’s growing? LOL!

    Kevin,
    Really eh?

    Juice,
    Watching porn in the most traditional missionary position will be boring. Don’t we just like porn for being porn?

  6. Porn?! What’s porn? Who likes porn? I don’t like porn!

    Who’s Jenna Jameson? I’m not familiar with her? Or Kobe Tai, or Jill Kelly, or Tabitha Stevens… Who are these people!

  7. Jigs,
    How come I don’t know those girls? Except for Jenna Jameson. Spare me a copy please!!!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: